regarding the author's negligence in accurately captioning and explaining previous posts

i have had several complaints that my captions are "subpar" and my posts are "lacking relevant information, and are disappointingly unencumbered with substantial contemplative conceptions regarding my 'peregrination.'" i must respond to this preoccupation for extended narrative with introspective deliberation into the perspicuous nay rudimentary grievances posited by those who would express an allegation forbearing accusations regarding my blogging technique. alas, it is with dispondency i must convey my deep regret for anything which may dishearten, dissatisfy, dismay, foil, frustrate or further thwart the perusers intent to gain circumspect reason be he in search of acuminious, aphoristic, or readily sagacious intellectual fulfillment. it is for this reason that i have unequivocally reckoned that henceforth all belletristic updates should be less confounding and more poignantly detailed to heighten the objectivity and diminish the obliquity of previous sentences.